dear straight men

I'm talking to you guys.  Stop it seriously.  I know the way your minds work by now and its really hilarious. Sso this is what you do.  Get girl drunk,try and take her home.  OK not every straight guy does this but calling her stupid names will not help her fall for you.  Baby,princess,your my queen.  seriously you need to come up with something better than that.  And telling the girl you love her after seeing her five times walking past your work does not make her want to have sex with you.  It makes her want to run away but she cant because you work on the block of her home so she will keep seeing you as she walks by your work but she will not put out "unless your super sexy and shes bored"  Slut shaming is not a thing to be messed with.  

facebook stalking

i dont do that.......  Ok everyone does it.  Maybe they don't realize it but when you look at someones profile or pictures your technically stalking them.  when you have a lot of time on your hands ,no pun intended, you get bored so you need to come up with creative ideas to make the day go by faster so i usually ......................   

first draft

So i start off my day waking up at noon.  I than have brunch, because brunch is always better than lunch or breakfast, and then walk the "family" dog.  I don't like giving her a bath because than she has a feeling of loathing towards me and a pets love is the only true love because 99.99% of the male population ,or all the guys I've dated so far, are dick-heads.  I then go online and "look for a job" as I hashtag my "boring" life on facebook.  Every day starts the same but doesn't end the same.  I usually add a stationary bike exercise/dance to the music as i wash dishes routine.

     

side note

oh and i also live with my parents as if the title wasn't pathetic enough